Corporate Resolutions

At the height of the economic turmoil of 2008, the corporate lawyer comes into the office of the CEO.
“How are we doing?” asks the CEO.
“Well,” the lawyer says, “I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want first?”
“O, the good news,” the CEO says, “Things have been so bad lately.”
“Well,” the corporate lawyer says, “Your wife has obtained 2 pictures for about $1,500.00 that are worth at least two million dollars.”
“That’s great,” says the CEO, “but what is the bad news?”
“The pictures are of you and your girlfriend in bed.”